Friday, August 29, 2008

Why can't we be friends?

Submission from Natasha.

Dear Winnie Cooper,


When I was growing up I was only allowed to watch 30 minutes of television a day. We never chose Wonder Years. There was this awesome show on for a while called Mulligrubs about these big aliens that kind of looked like Grimace only green, and we often watched that. So you are like a total mystery to me, or possibly an enigma. I like your hair though. It's really long.

Also, I'm not gay or anything, so maybe we could just be friends? (You touch your friends in the pants too, right? Good).

So did you find Kevin Arnold as annoying as I did? Now that we're friends we should go find him and beat him up together. Wouldn't it be hilarious if he narrated it too?!... like, "Winnie and some killer-hot chick I've never met before are running at me with breeze blocks. Ow." Ha ha.

Anyway if you don't want to be friends or whatever then that's cool, maybe you could just shave your head and send me the hair? I could make it into a kick-arse wig and wear it around and stuff. That would be so awesome.

Love,
Natasha

10 comments:

DonkeyBlog said...

I came late and have been waiting for the next celebrity to love ... any chance we could get something happening?

Mary-Anne from G's Island? Mrs Cleaver from Leave it to Beaver? Betty from Walgett? Thelma from Scooby Doo? That gay guy from Are you Being Served?

Just some ideas - pen poised and ready for action.

captain badheart said...

winnie cooper ruined my life, i can never love a real women because she has me so entwined with thoughts of her
thanks alot

Sildenafil Citrate said...

This letter reminded me I had a prohibited love because I liked my best friend but she never care about me it was so hard that reason it captured my attention.

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